I have decided not to completely stop use of this thing. There are a couple of reasons...
1)I have used blogspot once
2)I want to write somewhere where more than myself, Ashley, and Nelson will read it
So, on xanga is where I will be writing some pointless garbage. Random thoughts, quotes, that sort of thing. Most of the time I will just throw out a list of things that humor me. Without further adeiu(if the spelling is wrong direct all your hate mail to Nelson. Dallas, Texas, 71034, P.O Box 453554...that is fake.) here is my list of things that have humored me over the past few weeks.
1) Attending a Rangers game a couple weeks ago I came up with a sports "man law." Never again, shall a person rooting for Team A use championships when talking trash to a fan of Team B if Team A has not won a championship within the past 5 years. This rule can be commonly/simply referred to as the "Yankees fans are idiots" rule.
2) Another sports "man law." Any man over the age of 18 who catches a foul ball and is in the vicinity of a child 12 years or younger, shall without hesitation give the ball to the child. However, if the parent of the child immediately demands that you give the ball to their child this rule is void. The man now has every right to keep the ball.
3) I have mentioned this before, but I must say it again. I absolutely hate the Emergency Broadcast System for multiple reasons. A) They test way too often. By now, we know what the siren sounds like and what would happen if there was a real emergency. B) Tell us before the test if it is a real emergency or not. Nothing is more infuriating than listen to the sirens going off on the radio just to find out that it is only a test. This is utter BS. Do not get my hopes up you jerks. C) If something is important enough to interrupt ESPN Radio then I am pretty sure that you should just straight up tell us what the deal is. The opening siren is absolutely pointless. Just come over the air and say, "Hey!!! Listen up, there is some crazy crap going on right now!" I will listen. Those sirens make me feel like they are wanting us to guess what the problem is. Is there a number we can call to place bets. Next time the EBS goes off, I got 20 bucks that its a tornado.
4) I hereby admit that number 3 was way too long
5) There is nothing grosser than having to change out the "feminine boxes" that are in every stall in the womens restroom. Chicks are frickin gross. If you are pissed at someone and have some sort of authority over them, make them clean out those boxes with no gloves. That should teach them.
6) I hereby realize that number 5 is disgusting
7) Its some crap that colleges can charge so much for books. No joke here...its just crap
Intriguing quote: " Man, made more like God than any other creature, has become less like God than any other creature." -AW Tozer
There we go. Holla at you soon. Check out blogspot soon for serious posts. My link thing is being weird, so the site is bsmitblog.blogspot.com | 
